Sent By: Cap'n Crawford aboard the SS DangerKitty
Attn: Cap'n. Austin Barebuns, Capn. Skinnybike Speedopants, and Cap'n. Curtis Seasick... and all shipmates and stowaways...
Date: Island Time, 2009
Location: 49degrees north, flathead lake, montana
Dearest Mates,
The trade winds have been blowin up a gale in Montana this week, and after much preparation and successful sea trials, Cap'n Craw's Hobie Cat, "Danger Kitty", has successfully launched and navigated the first leg of Flathead Lakes "Skuttlebutt Alley". All systems are go and the DangerKitty is awaiting rendezvous with Cap'n Austin Barebuns "Pussy Cat" hobie, Cap'n Skinnybike Speedopant's "Stabbin" Sloop, and Cap'n Curtis Seasicks "Love Boat", for a summer regatta in Montana that would make pirates proud. All other vessels are welcome and the more booty and ballast we have, the greater our fleet will be. (as you can tell by the attached photos of both the "dangerkitty" and Austin's "pussycat", there's an abundance of manmeat onboard and an absence of bootybabes, so our top priority before we set sail for the regatta will be to send open invitations to lassies that like the wind in there face and their shirts on their heads as pirates ) So this means you ladies, we need you and your boobies to keep us sailors happy and standing tall, full mast!)
Over and out from the Danger Kitty.
Dictated but not Read,
Cap'n Craw
S.S. Danger Kitty
The SS DangerKitty's maiden voyage..
Aarrrrgggghhh.....More Grog!!
Our Crew of Kooks..Left to right, Jacque the Rock (Trents' long lost brother at sea), Cap'n Craw, Brown Trout, and Great Dane.
Brown Trout flys the trapeze while lookin damn good.
Great Dane, man overboard, close call.
Cap'n Kook Carpe Craw clings to the crampons while claiming the crabcakes from the cook
...After the gails puttered to pondering puff, it was time to take out cap'n craws other hobie cat, the highly illegal X-1 ThunderCat, to make a little wind of our own and pursue some mischif...along with the help of our stowaway and pirate pug, lily bug...
Pirate pug Lily bug pilots the powerful phantom pest of the police
Speed Demons loud as thunder and back in black
Time for a beauty nap and some sun for the sultry stowaways
Swim lesson time for the party pug and the parched pirate
Brown Trout and Lily'bug cruizin for booty and bones..
From Latitude 49 Degrees north, cap'n craw signing off and awaiting the Bend Buccaneers Brigage...
1 comment:
Haha another awesome post.
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