Monday, June 29, 2009
Ship to Shore Telegram: Cap'n Craw Montana HobieCat Update
Telegram: Ship To Shore Cap'n Craw Montana Hobie Cat Update;
Sent By: Cap'n Crawford aboard the SS DangerKitty
Attn: Cap'n. Austin Barebuns, Capn. Skinnybike Speedopants, and Cap'n. Curtis Seasick... and all shipmates and stowaways...
Date: Island Time, 2009
Location: 49degrees north, flathead lake, montana
Dearest Mates,
The trade winds have been blowin up a gale in Montana this week, and after much preparation and successful sea trials, Cap'n Craw's Hobie Cat, "Danger Kitty", has successfully launched and navigated the first leg of Flathead Lakes "Skuttlebutt Alley". All systems are go and the DangerKitty is awaiting rendezvous with Cap'n Austin Barebuns "Pussy Cat" hobie, Cap'n Skinnybike Speedopant's "Stabbin" Sloop, and Cap'n Curtis Seasicks "Love Boat", for a summer regatta in Montana that would make pirates proud. All other vessels are welcome and the more booty and ballast we have, the greater our fleet will be. (as you can tell by the attached photos of both the "dangerkitty" and Austin's "pussycat", there's an abundance of manmeat onboard and an absence of bootybabes, so our top priority before we set sail for the regatta will be to send open invitations to lassies that like the wind in there face and their shirts on their heads as pirates ) So this means you ladies, we need you and your boobies to keep us sailors happy and standing tall, full mast!)
Over and out from the Danger Kitty.
Dictated but not Read,
Cap'n Craw
S.S. Danger Kitty
The SS DangerKitty's maiden voyage..
Aarrrrgggghhh.....More Grog!!
Our Crew of Kooks..Left to right, Jacque the Rock (Trents' long lost brother at sea), Cap'n Craw, Brown Trout, and Great Dane.
Brown Trout flys the trapeze while lookin damn good.
Great Dane, man overboard, close call.
Cap'n Kook Carpe Craw clings to the crampons while claiming the crabcakes from the cook
...After the gails puttered to pondering puff, it was time to take out cap'n craws other hobie cat, the highly illegal X-1 ThunderCat, to make a little wind of our own and pursue some mischif...along with the help of our stowaway and pirate pug, lily bug...
Pirate pug Lily bug pilots the powerful phantom pest of the police
Speed Demons loud as thunder and back in black
Time for a beauty nap and some sun for the sultry stowaways
Swim lesson time for the party pug and the parched pirate
Brown Trout and Lily'bug cruizin for booty and bones..
From Latitude 49 Degrees north, cap'n craw signing off and awaiting the Bend Buccaneers Brigage...
Sent By: Cap'n Crawford aboard the SS DangerKitty
Attn: Cap'n. Austin Barebuns, Capn. Skinnybike Speedopants, and Cap'n. Curtis Seasick... and all shipmates and stowaways...
Date: Island Time, 2009
Location: 49degrees north, flathead lake, montana
Dearest Mates,
The trade winds have been blowin up a gale in Montana this week, and after much preparation and successful sea trials, Cap'n Craw's Hobie Cat, "Danger Kitty", has successfully launched and navigated the first leg of Flathead Lakes "Skuttlebutt Alley". All systems are go and the DangerKitty is awaiting rendezvous with Cap'n Austin Barebuns "Pussy Cat" hobie, Cap'n Skinnybike Speedopant's "Stabbin" Sloop, and Cap'n Curtis Seasicks "Love Boat", for a summer regatta in Montana that would make pirates proud. All other vessels are welcome and the more booty and ballast we have, the greater our fleet will be. (as you can tell by the attached photos of both the "dangerkitty" and Austin's "pussycat", there's an abundance of manmeat onboard and an absence of bootybabes, so our top priority before we set sail for the regatta will be to send open invitations to lassies that like the wind in there face and their shirts on their heads as pirates ) So this means you ladies, we need you and your boobies to keep us sailors happy and standing tall, full mast!)
Over and out from the Danger Kitty.
Dictated but not Read,
Cap'n Craw
S.S. Danger Kitty
The SS DangerKitty's maiden voyage..
Aarrrrgggghhh.....More Grog!!
Our Crew of Kooks..Left to right, Jacque the Rock (Trents' long lost brother at sea), Cap'n Craw, Brown Trout, and Great Dane.
Brown Trout flys the trapeze while lookin damn good.
Great Dane, man overboard, close call.
Cap'n Kook Carpe Craw clings to the crampons while claiming the crabcakes from the cook
...After the gails puttered to pondering puff, it was time to take out cap'n craws other hobie cat, the highly illegal X-1 ThunderCat, to make a little wind of our own and pursue some mischif...along with the help of our stowaway and pirate pug, lily bug...
Pirate pug Lily bug pilots the powerful phantom pest of the police
Speed Demons loud as thunder and back in black
Time for a beauty nap and some sun for the sultry stowaways
Swim lesson time for the party pug and the parched pirate
Brown Trout and Lily'bug cruizin for booty and bones..
From Latitude 49 Degrees north, cap'n craw signing off and awaiting the Bend Buccaneers Brigage...
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
Buy Mike Basich's Super Van on Ebay
This was the van Mikey and I drove to Alaska filming the intro to the snowboard video "91 Words for Snow". This thing is ready for some sketchy adventures.
Click the photo for the link.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Funniest thing I've seen in awhile.
This old guy was completely hammered driving down leucadia blvd. when apparently his tire blew out then drove straight over a light on to a fire hydrant. The water spewed for a good 10 minutes before anyone showed up and the man stood under it the whole time. amazing
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Crawford Montana Update...
Hey big fuckers and little fuckers....first of all i'm sorry it's taken me so long to post an update on what's happening out here at the ranch in montana. Although i'm going to school for Aerospace Engineering, i still can't remember and figure out my frickin password to make a post, so thanks to minibike for calling me a pussy and reminding me, i finally remembered it. So here's the latest and some pics from montana, and although it's not as wild or exciting as bend, it's great for me cause i get to prepare the ranch for all u fuckers when you come visit, so you all better pile in a 25 person van with james at the wheel and get your asses out here this summer for a pirate boat party at the ranch. Ps. tell that babe who showed her boobs at the rodeo nice work and that i want to buy her a beer or a plane ticket, ha,ha.
Typical day at the school library...these babes are my friends and break up the stress of calculus and chemistry. (by the end of the semester the 2 girls were dreaming about each other, true story)
This is me on the weekends gettin ready to start workin on the miniramp and listening to motley crue.
Miniramp's coming along...almost ready for extensions, spine, decks, and dirksen shreddin the shit out of it.
I built a porch swing thinkin that donny might be able to get some babes on it....
But Curtis and his babe will probablly just call dibs on it and hump on it all the time...
Then I decided to build a pergola and a sun bed in hopes it might attract a babe out here in the country....
But then i realized that minibike and lisa are gonna steal the bed before me and hump like rabbits in it and get married and stuff.
The arsenal of battleships is growing...don't forget to bring babe shipmates for our seamen..
I figured austin could command this bad boy naked doing his Steve ZiZSU stance....
I finally turned 21, so i thought the best way to celebrate was ....
..to take a 19 year old out for an X-1 ride and test out the boats engineering structural bullshit.
Well that's about it for now, you lil' fuckers better come visit me soon! and dont forget to bring shelby and some taco stand and some babes....and alex lopez.
crawford
Typical day at the school library...these babes are my friends and break up the stress of calculus and chemistry. (by the end of the semester the 2 girls were dreaming about each other, true story)
This is me on the weekends gettin ready to start workin on the miniramp and listening to motley crue.
Miniramp's coming along...almost ready for extensions, spine, decks, and dirksen shreddin the shit out of it.
I built a porch swing thinkin that donny might be able to get some babes on it....
But Curtis and his babe will probablly just call dibs on it and hump on it all the time...
Then I decided to build a pergola and a sun bed in hopes it might attract a babe out here in the country....
But then i realized that minibike and lisa are gonna steal the bed before me and hump like rabbits in it and get married and stuff.
The arsenal of battleships is growing...don't forget to bring babe shipmates for our seamen..
I figured austin could command this bad boy naked doing his Steve ZiZSU stance....
I finally turned 21, so i thought the best way to celebrate was ....
..to take a 19 year old out for an X-1 ride and test out the boats engineering structural bullshit.
Well that's about it for now, you lil' fuckers better come visit me soon! and dont forget to bring shelby and some taco stand and some babes....and alex lopez.
crawford
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
You Just Missed
Austin just rode a dirtbike for the first time. Weely strait into the
back of Carsons Audi!!!!! Hahahaha
back of Carsons Audi!!!!! Hahahaha
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Kickball in the Park
Curtis with the injured list toss.
Carson with the Not Injured high kick.
Injured =12
Not Injured= 15 (Forgot to include myself in the video)
Sister's Rodeo Night 2
Forgot this one from night 1. Donny was with us in spirit. Markie still had photos from last year on his camera.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
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