hi dicks !

not you lisa, the rest of them. you know whats awesome about snowboarding at christmas time ? the amount of time that you get to reflect on your life while surrounded by retards from other places. no offense to actual retards , because i think that even comparing the people that surround me in the lift lines of breckenridge to actual "retards" is a insult to the most retarted retards. fucking stick me in the eye with a fork i cant believe that these people can actually pilot a vehicle to the slopes never mind actually make it down a ski slope to eventually pile into me while i strap in one handed with a coffee in the other hand. shit.
i think that i may actually be a slope yuppie.
ps. i am not referring to people with mental disabilities when i say retard, i am using it in the purely pop culture sense of the word, retard !