That is right, on November 13th via Antarctica the scumdogs of the universe GWAR will be descending in on Bend, Oregon with a live performance at the premiere of Mack Dawg Productions new snowboard film Down With People Presented by K2 Snowboarding and Catapult Productions.
It’s election year again, and GWAR has captured our favorite politicians in between the senseless debates to take them on a bloody ride, and a craptacular mashup of a tour. Sleazy P Martini (GWAR Manager) has even come out of semi - retirement of managing the entire porn industry to make sure that this will be the squarest test of American presidential metal he can rig. Clinton and Obama are sure to be to be tortured at the hands of Oderus and Bone Snapper, and McCain mcskinned. All three candidates will be forced to prove their Presidential chops in the wrestling arena. Yes, all three candidates are on a fight card that also includes Bozo Destructo and Sawborg Destructo in an all out tag team match vs. GWAR. It’s rumored that GWAR may put hometown snowboarders and Down With People shredders Austin Smith and Curtis Ciszek on the fight card as well.
Danger Ehren of MTV’s Jackass will join in and host the show. Here Danger Ehren will be getting bonkers, hitting unsuspecting audience members upside the cranium with loads of product from our sponsors. Also performing is Kingdom Of Sorrow, featuring Jamey Jasta of Hatebreed/Host of MTV’s Head Bangers Ball, along with members of Crowbar and Portland Oregon’s Toxic Holocaust is set to rip open the show and get the party started.
Do not miss the bloodbath! Steal your parent’s credit card, pawn your brothers Kirby Pucket rookie card and make it to Bend, Oregon for one of the best snowboard premieres in the nation.
Sponsored By: K2 Snowboarding – Volcom – Salomon – Dakine – Skull Candy – 686 – Side Effect Boardshop – Quiksilver – Capita – Skjersaa’s – Nomis – Burton – Phoenix Inn – TransWorld Snowboarding
When: November 13th 2008 at 7:00PM
Where: Bend Oregon At The Midtown Music Hall
Tickets: ticketswest.com – Side Effect Boardshop – By phone 1800-992-TIXX
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bloody white t-tshirt contest....wish i could be there. I would win for sure
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