Douche Bag

So I spent bits of my day trying to craigslist shit out of my garage. This is what I had to deal with.

If you feel like email this cunt hit them up at:
the_script_writer@hotmail.com

Date: Sunday, September 28, 2008

D B: Here's a new marketing idea. You might try listing what size your helmet is, really it is being done all over this days in modern clothing stores, shoe stores ~~~ in fact it is a marketing idea that I think is here to stay. While I don't have time to wait to heard back from you; as I need one for a friend to ride with today, you really might have better luck selling your helmet if you were tell people what size it is.

Best of Luck

M W: Well thank you for your marketing lesson, D B.
I assume that stands for Douche Bag.
It's a small

D B: Well I actually need a small, but it seems that your marketing talents have once again shined ever so brightly again.

M W: As a marketing guru you must have taken some sort of English courses. Please read over your emails you sent me and see how stupid you sound. For example, you don't need "again" twice in one sentence and " if you were tell people".

D B: Hell Mark,
I am sorry; I am sure that those three particular words are not ones that you have ever put the smallest amount of sound to, however I was rushed while checking both emails and pulling up MapQuest too, as we were sitting at a stoplight working on my wireless lap top, while we were on our way to buy different helmet.

As for my possibly ever being a "Douche Bag", 1.) With your attitude, I really doubt that most intelligent (as in West Side) women would ever let you close enough to talk about such things; much less use one, and 2.) as a possible Extremely Rich Douche Bag; unlike you, I was only trying to (and now have) help a very nice lady with a equipment problem as she wanted to surprise her son and go for a ride on his motorcycle with him today.

Now we all know that you would have already sold your helmet at least once by noon today, however once you opened your Smooth Dude Month ... I am guessing that you still have not sold it yet as after all you The Cool Dude Marketing Plan guy as well.

BTW - Since you live in NE Portland, can you provide a sales receipt from the place that you bought your helmet from or do you expect your future buyer to run the risk of buying stolen merchandise?

So Hot Stuff, ... it seems that the joke has turned out to be on you all the way around as I see on CL your helmet is still ... For Sale.