Board as Fuck

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Nikki's....I mean Austin's Birthday

Blum earned Wizard Status

Austin earned "12 year old wasted" status

Nike and Quik is not going to be happy about this one. Watch the video to find out why Austin's breaching contracts...

Curtis' truck needed more dents.

Blum's magic puking spell at Stars strip club.

Looks like Donny will be wearing the Oakley down the side pants. Maybe this poll should have been about which Helmet Donny is going to wear this year....in that case.....it would have for sure been this one:

In over 7 weeks the Donimal has not gotten laid. New Poll up now.
Make this week count Donny......

strip club report #3

Bouncer voice "your going to have to delete those photo's you just took"
Trent "i didnt take any photo's man, i had a phone call, this phone is always in photo mode"
Bouncer "i just saw your screen on the photo screen"
Trent "yeah i had it there earlier, not just now i wouldn't do that, you know how these phones work crazy technology and all"
Bouncer "Ok"
Trent "fuck that was to close"
Result Striper update 3

Austin got really into the strip club experience and this happened, donny was bummed he wasn't there

Monday, November 17, 2008

amazing

Sunday, November 16, 2008

bOObs! 5

Whip me, Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, Treat me like the....

Hoe that you know I am!

Friday, November 14, 2008

GWARNAGE

Best Start of the night ever.....Sam Hiltner backed into a tree while trying to park.

Curtis and Cole Ortega - This dude got his arm chopped off and it's now reattached! Click his name for the whole story. GNARLY

Travis Yamada has been at Gwar every year forever.

Blumberg came into town to see the blood.

Danger Aaron, Kindom of Sorrow, and Markie. Thanks Markie for getting me on the list and putting on another amazing show. Job Well done.

Fabbienne just flew in from Switzerland, and Dirksen is on the cover of the new TW!!!!

Pre-blood bath.

Let it begin. Curtis is always fired up for GWAR.

Crowd Surfing

Bloody Vaginas

Donimal was crowd surfing is brains out. Watch the video below to see him get an atomic wedgie.

Alex Lopez

Sorry about the foggles.

Watch vid below to know why you can't see these tits in full glory.

For more check out Shelly Ciszek's story and photos here

Thursday, November 13, 2008

GWAR Show Last Year!

Yumm

Trade Helmet For Hate

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

the model...1 year later

Homeward Bound

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

A Model.......Idiot

Get your Speed Suits waxed.

The time has come once again for the 2nd annual Dirksen Derby Snowboard Rally Race at Mt. Bachelor, Oregon on December 7th, 2008. The format will remain the same this year with a fun-loving rally course that allows competitors to individually test their skills against the official Dirksen Derby stopwatch. A loose running order and a ghetto timing system (stopwatch) will allow for some suprise winners, unexpected loses, and tons of prizes from Salomon, Dakine, Bonfire, Scott googles, and many others. The cost of the event is $25 with all proceeds being donated to our friend Tyler Eklund who was seriously injured 2 years ago while snowboarding down in California.
In addition to the classic Snowboard race, this years field will also include a "Token Skiier" division (limited entry), as well as the much anticipated Sit-Skier division. After an impressive showing of spandex last year, we will also be giving away another Salomon snowboard for the "fastest-looking speedsuit" down the course. For more information or to pre-register for the event (recommended), contact the participating Oregon snowboard shops (Exit Real World, Side Effect or Skjersaas's). Or you can just show up at the West Villiage lodge at Mt. Bachelor on December 7th, 2008 with tons of stoke and a waxed board. But keep in mind, spots are limited and may fill up quickly.
Any changes to the event, as well as current Bachy snow conditions will be posted at www.MtBachelor.com.