"If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you'd have $49 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you'd have $33 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you'd have $0 today. But if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer and turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you'd have received $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-K eg."
credit-jen
this is the stock market
thats me
thats me throwing up on sarah palin
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