Friday, July 10, 2009

4th OF BEND..Bros, Babes, Board as Fuck Best Blowout Ever..so far..

Thanks Bend, and espeically the Sheldon and Price family, and all you fuckers, for memories and stories that kept me giggling the whole flight home...that was the best 4th of july ever, today, so far..
I was laughing so hard on the plane and missing all you fuckers that the air waitress kept looking over at me like i was a little kid..oh wait, i am one after that trip.
Here's some photos to recap the amazing times that we all had, and i can't wait to see all you fuckers again soon...hopefully and incoming invasion to montana soon. When i got home there was only one thing to do, test out the danger kitty's engineering structural bullshit with some babes and bros and set mooring buoys for all you guys when you come out to party...don't forget to bring marky the cop, the master of ceremonies, and a flotallia of squirt guns...some taco stand, lizbaby, shelby, lopez, sam, nikky's squirt guns from the kiddy pool, and a ton of beer...
over and out from montana

The "PussyCat" lurks in the lagoon while luring in luscious lurkers for some lovin..

Bro's and babes and beer and barbecues and boobies and marky making sure everyone's safe and wasted..

Marky the best cop ever hasseling some lil kids for not having squirt guns and waterballoons...

Nolan wins best costume hands down and best bartender and super dad award!

Ummmm....bikini babe on bike with boobies

Minibike....literally.

Super mom Shelly sportin a smile while winnin best mom award for cruizin with 2 lil munchkins in the freedom ride..

So happy together...insert theme music here from doublemint commerical..these two are totally gonna hump the shit out of each other in the cabana in montana...i'm gonna watch..opps. should of kept that to myself..

Freedom isn't free..Marben supporting the country with maiden lyrics and jean shorts and a kick ass attitude!

Super mega babe supermodel Lisa casually cruizes her cruizer while caressing a cuzi of cola...or coors..

Jana joined the jubilee while jammin with jake joyfully..

Bend is fuckin rad...all traffic is jammed thanks to master of ceremonies officer marky

Trent craw and lisa laugh, loiter and love the 4th

Alex lopez...representing freedom and piracy...an amazing combination coming from an amazing and tough as nails pirate that is a true badass

Officer marky escorts escorts elegently while elevating the elderlys blood pressure and endorphine levels...the look on the ladys face says it all...marky we love ya.

Super mega babe katie and the band rocks out playing metallica and slayer and floaters pass by.

Marky ready to begin patrol of the river and pull over floaters in bikinis and give them tickets for being too hot but then letting them off with a warning if they give him head in the pretty princess patrol cruizer..

Marben represents the 80's phenomenon NWA with his rendition of FUCK the POlice!

True lovers wearing turbins and tooks from turkey while talking about tongues and tatas

Super mega montana babe Alyssa grabs a firm hold with both hands around the full mast....and makes sure to keep the mast fully upright..damn, i'll be right back....gotta go ummm..take a shower..

If it doesn't fit...force it..craw helps super babe alyssa slither into her slippery seductive sailing speedsuit

Great Dane tests out the range of motion of the hobie shorts in preperation of a raging storm in his pants...

Mega babe montana mistress Mary marvels at the mighty men onboard while modeling the marvelous mint hobie jacket from minibike..

The babes take the wheel and then take hold of the ship and take our booty and then pirate the hell out of us and make us take off our clothes and strip down and then strip search us...yea, that would be rad..

look...no wind

Craw flys the trapeze with absolutely no wind but who cares, we have beer and babes and board as fuck

It feels so good to be bad....littering is so cool... and remember, if you don't leave your mark out on the water, your a pussy..

So long from the danger kitty, see you fuckers in montana soon for a raging regatta of radness.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you dirty badger on the first caption... take it back!

im coming to find you and paint the kitty later
LYS