Friday, January 2, 2009

hi dicks !

not you lisa, the rest of them. you know whats awesome about snowboarding at christmas time ? the amount of time that you get to reflect on your life while surrounded by retards from other places. no offense to actual retards , because i think that even comparing the people that surround me in the lift lines of breckenridge to actual "retards" is a insult to the most retarted retards. fucking stick me in the eye with a fork i cant believe that these people can actually pilot a vehicle to the slopes never mind actually make it down a ski slope to eventually pile into me while i strap in one handed with a coffee in the other hand. shit.
i think that i may actually be a slope yuppie.
ps. i am not referring to people with mental disabilities when i say retard, i am using it in the purely pop culture sense of the word, retard !

3 comments:

Minibike said...

It's 1 thing when everyone here riding is a retard....but, when Mt. Bachelor is full of retarded lift mechanics and employees it's another. Fuck man. The chairs have either been broken down or running on Diesel the past 4 days.....All pow days and probably their potentially most packed days of the season. They couldn't even figure out how to organize 4 people to a lift...Let me tell you...People are pissed!

trichards said...

take the rainbow back

M-Baker said...

I will lasso rainbows from the steed of my retarded unicorn!